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GETTING OFF THE MAILING LIST

What's with you people who get so upset when you get an email? Do you jump up in the air when the phone rings too? Anyway, at the bottom of every one of our emails is a link that allows you go get off our email list. That's here. If you still can't figure that out, you can put your account on "do not disturb' or use the handy notifications on/off we just installed. If you're like this idiot and still can't figure out all any of those many ways to get off the list, please email us and our imaginary assistant will be happy to help you.

For the record, we've talked to some professional email people. Sending out a newsletter you opted into isn't spam. You're just likely a) bad at the Internet b) overly sensitive or both.


	GETTING OFF THE MAILING LIST What's with you people who get so upset when you get an email? Do you jump up in the air when the phone rings too? Anyway, at the bottom of every one of our emails is a link that allows you go get off our email list. That's here. If you still can't figure that out, you can put your account on "do not disturb' or use the handy notifications on/off we just installed. If you're like this idiot and still can't figure out all any of those many ways to get off the list, please email us and our imaginary assistant will be happy to help you. For the record, we've talked to some professional email people. Sending out a newsletter you opted into isn't spam. You're just likely a) bad at the Internet b) overly sensitive or both.
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